Why do people put make up on.... comedy with vanessa

Vanessa: well i think people should put make up on because they need to look beautiful in front of their mans...... (long pause) and their women and another reason because peole like putting lipstick on their ears, and blush or cover up on their eyes and just their eyes and they out eye shadow on their noses Celina: dont forget eyeliner and mascara... oh! and lipliner Vanessa: oh yes and they put eyeliner on your eyebrows and mascara on your lips... and lipliner on your cheeks..... its just a trajic thing Celina: but luckily these are leprechauns we are talking about how 'bout them super models??? Vanessa: I need to fart... i farted what a trajic feeling... and a smell Celina: EWWWWWW!!!!! VANESSA!!!!! Vanessa: super models wear their make up they put lipstick on their eyes and eyeshadow on their lips! and the rest of that funky junk where ever they want it
Celina: how about we talk about shoes
Vanessa: you have to have a rainbow spit up on your shoes so that they are color full... puppy dogs they wear shoes on runners OW MY HEAD! owww! That seriously hurt.... now i have a head ache..... (snoreing) Celina: vanessa fell of her chair singing parazzi by lady gaga Vanessa: Cat IM AT A KITTY KAT MEOW MEOW MEOW IM A KITTY KAT..... I DO THE DISCO

convorsations with vanessa

Celina:so why do little people have to be so random that it makes you fall on the floor laughing??? Vanessa: uhhhhhhhh...... because they just are.... thats why? why do you think? little people are funny because.. dang it i lost my answer.... lol..... nooooooooo!!!! ow! what are you doing?? you dont know how to spell are! Celina: i keep hitting to many buttons! Vanessa: har har har Celina: you mean Vanessa: your mean! you are an idiot! Celina: am not! Vanessa: ooooppps i swallowed my gum lol Celina: lol Vanessa: stop laughing at me (sob) STOP LAUGHING AT ME (realllllll slowww) im saying sub SUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBB (reall slow with exaggerations) Celina: your a retard! jk jk Vanessa:hhhhhhhhhaaa...... what else should i write... (happy birthday to you wierdos) i put lipstick on my eyes and eyeshadow on my lips.... Celina: you do know this gets published on the internet right??? Vanessa: im melting to sadness i washed out all my love.... what are you doing?? (she repeats while i type) what are you writing???? (again repeated while i type) boo hoo hoo HOO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???? I DIDNT WANT THAT (she says fumingly while i type away) I am a princess right now and im holding my pinkie up.... a pinkidie..... what are you doing??? i like playing princess with my little sister and my cousin.... DONT WRITE THAT!!!!!! Celina: to bad this is all getting published on the internet Vanessa: (hyperventalateing) COOL IM GONNA BE A STAR!!!! Celina: say goodbye to my readers now Vanessa: bye-bye readers...... Celina: bye




Keep your thumbs in the air - vanessa
<3 Celina <3